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anddiamssemicolon ([personal profile] anddiamssemicolon) wrote in [community profile] ffawiki_backup2016-08-15 05:55 pm

Squirrel Wank

Squirrel Wank

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Squirrel from Happy Tree Friends with a pencil stuck in its eyeOn Dec. 11, 2015, a nonny linked mockingly to a Facebook page for a group upset that the European Union was culling grey squirrels, which are an invasive species native to the U.S. Another nonny, suspecting OP was Disney-Hating Anon, replied with a comment that sounded like the unholy child of DHA and Timecube Guy:

If Earth stood still, it would have mid-human, mid-vermin, vermin-up and vermin-down as 4 corners. Each rotation of earth has 4 mid-humans, 4 mid-vermins, 4 human-ups and 4 vermin-downs.


The sixteen(16) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full hunts simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The disney created bad hunt cartoon film is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.


Ignorance of animal hunt harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.


This wank was notable mainly for its highly inspired trolling and one-off jokes: animus against people who hang the toilet paper the wrong way, the observation that extinction is no biggie because "Dinosaurs died out 50 million years ago and we still manage without them," the claim that asexuals are causing pandas to die out, taxonomical pedantry, a shout-out to John Keats, an attempt at foreign policy crafting, and rape[seed] wank.