(Parody of Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'")
Re: your postly post of "lol tumblr"
Date: 2014-05-13 08:54 am (UTC)
She's a good girl, loves her vajayjay
Loves tampons and tiny thongs, too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout her piercin'
Loves waxing and vajazzling, too
But her friends, now, livin' in a commune
Mother goddesses, runnin' through the yard
She's gettin' tempted, to quit Big Pharm
She's getting tempted to let it all go --
And she's freeeeeee, freeeeee bleedin'
Yeah she's freeeeeee, freeeeee bleedin'