The Omega Song

[anddiamssemicolon]

 August 25, 2014: Riffing off the common threads in which people try to find fic betas, a nonny started an "Omega thread… For finding omegas." This inspired a parody of "The Piña Colada Song":

 

If you like going into heat and getting stuck on my knot

If you're not into betas, if your ass is quite hot

If you like lots of pheromones and worlds of dogfuck rape

Then I'm the alpha you've looked for, write to me and escape