The Horny Goatkin

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Aug. 11, 2014: The nonny who started the Common Thread "Music recs" wrote, "The hills are alive with the sound of recs." Thisinspired another nonny…

 

Locked in his room was a horny goatkin

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!"

Naughty was the Tumblr of this goatkin

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, oh!"

 

Fans in a fandom quite remote heard

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!"

A wa lolita in a petticoat heard

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, oh!"

 

A cute kitsune who was his dreamboat heard

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!"

A yiffing hyrax and a billygoat heard

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, oh!"

 

A furry in the murrsuit of a stoat heard

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!"

A wolfkin coming down the goatkin's throat heard

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, oh!"

 

One little girl in a pale pink coat heard

"Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!"

She yodeled back to the lonely goatkin,

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PINKIE-PIE PLUSHIE, YOU PERVERT!??!"