ffawiki_backup | Derailing Porn

In the early days of meme, it was common practice for nonnies to derail a long, wanky thread with the most god-awful porn they could find (or write on the spur of the moment). Here's a list of notable examples:

Highlander/Methos mpreg "teddy bear" fic
Fox Mulder/Alex Krycek, with Krycek as a merman
Harry/Draco coffee enema
Harry buttseckses Snape, but it's a spiritual thing.
“Flippus Buttus”
”Feel yourself ovulating? Ready for me to knock you up again?" Jared asked dirtily, watching Jensen with fascination, imagining him even more full with his babies.
Mobile Suit Gundam Wing interspecies mpreg
Ganondorf and Link from Legend of Zelda

This practice fell into general disuse after about the first year or so, so that this eye-destroying example from Christmas Eve 2013 was a rarity at the time. However, derailing porn began to make a comeback in early 2015:

"The closest yaoi was... Harry and Ron porking in their room! Luna and Hermione see this in real time and its real life porking!"
What sex with Tyler Durden was like
Patrick/Pete from Fall Out Boy have fun with an ear of corn
OEA eats out OAA