ffawiki_backup | MCU Wank

ggernaut fandom with at least two juggernaut ships (in the case of MCU, Steve/Tony and Steve/Bucky) will inevitably produce so many wank threads that it will be hard to keep track of them all.

This nonny has been tracking Steve/Tony and Marvel 616–related wank in FFA since 2012. That thread contains a daunting list of links. Nonny believes that PervyFicGirl is very likely "Steve/Tony Hating Anon," whose activity faded out in 2012.

More recently (April 2014), and a little more generally, the common thread "Unpopular Opinions" featured a wank about whether the Marvel Comics Universe is "shallow" or not. One month later, a nonny started a thread called "captain America is an American pipe dream," which combined comics wank with countrywank. Highlights of this thread:

"He can grace my American pipe dreams any time, unf. Speak freedom to me, baby. And wear more tight-ass clothing while you're at it."
"Captain America is just a vehicle for Americans to stroke their inner jingoistic patriotism boner, while still feeling like they're better people than those other guys who are mean jingoistic patriots." — "No, nonny, it's a vehicle for us to stroke Steve'sjingoistic patriotism boner. Mmmm."
Speculation about the hypothetical Captain Bosnia, Kapten Sverige, Kaptein Norge, El Capitán Argentina, and (inevitably)Captain Canada
Steve himself gracing us with his presence

In spring 2015, the release of Agent of Ultron brought a brand-new flavor of MCU wank to FFA. This spoilerrific thread was the earliest example.